Very well. In what experiences I've had thus far, dogs are noisy, smelly, prone to drooling/making messes on one's belongings and clothes, have unpredictable dispositions and are, by law, mandated to be on a leash, which told me more than enough already before any direct encounter.
Yes. And that would be gold, not glitter -- a far more dire consequence. If I recall, he accidentally turned his daughters to gold. Among other things.
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In what experiences I've had thus far, dogs are noisy, smelly, prone to drooling/making messes on one's belongings and clothes, have unpredictable dispositions and are, by law, mandated to be on a leash, which told me more than enough already before any direct encounter.
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All that's missing is the leash.
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Public transit?
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Also, Playplaces at McDonalds. Those places are horrifying.
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They don't smell worse than the Fright Zone, either.
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Anyway. i'm glad you aren't upset.
do you still sparkle?
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Thank you for your concern. It came as a surprise, but I do appreciate it.
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Terrible. That's what I'd be.
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look at that, circular remarks. sometimes life really does feel scripted...]
As you say.
Good work on not being a terrible friend, then.
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Let me take you out for tea.
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Very well.
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What is your favorite kind of tea?
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So we should pick a tea for a slightly balmy afternoon, in late summer. Do you have a personal favorite? I know I prefer lighter ones when it's warm.
[This is something she's weirdly picked up on in Bright Moon. Princesses, as it turns out, are more tea snobs than soldiers.]
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